What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
so I’m stealing this because I need to tell Christmas jokes to old people when I go caroling and this is the only thing on tumblr that is appropriate.
why aren’t there friend pick up lines
pick up lines to make friends
“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else
because you’re a beautiful individual”
i would friend the hell out of you for that one
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.